SuvwI' Shrogh Sub
By Carolyn Winifred

Rated: G (young Klingon warriors)
Summary: A tale to instill Klingon virtues in already virtuous Klingon children (with apologies to Hans Christian Anderson)

Startrek and all therefrom belong to Paramount, a Klingon warrior's heart is always free.

SuvwI' Shrogh Sub

There were five and twenty SuvwI' Shrogh. They were all brothers for they had been forged from the same old Shrogh areca. The held their bat'leths ready and looked straight ahead. The first thing they heard, when the lid was raised off their box, was a boy clapping his hands and shouting 'SuvwI' Shrogh.' It was the boy's First Right of Ascension and the SuvwI' Shrogh had just been given to him. He set them up on the table and fought the battle of tong veh. Only one SuvwI' Shrogh was left standing when the battle was over.

When evening came, the boy put all the other SuvwI' Shrogh in their box, and the people of the house went to bed. Now was the time for the toys to fight amongst themselves. They challenged one another and had feasts. Dawn found the toys back, resting, in their places.

A storm approached the city outside. A great gust blew the window open and the SuvwI' Shrogh fell head over heels from the third story! He fell at terrific speed and landed with his legs in the air and the tip of his bat'leth stuck between the paving stones. The boy and his ghojmok ran down to look for him. They nearly stepped on him, but they failed to see him. If the SuvwI' Shrogh had cried out 'Here I am!' they would have found him. But he did not think to cry out when he was in uniform. Then it began to rain. The drops fell heavier until it became a downpour.

When the storm had past, two boys came along. "Look!" said one. "Here is a SuvwI' Shrogh. Let's send him for a sail."
So they made a boat out of stiff parcel paper and put the SuvwI' Shrogh in the middle of it. Off he went down the gutter. The two boys ran alongside, shouting "Qapla'". What waves there were in the gutter, and what a fast current!

The paper boat bounced up and down and whirled round and round, until the SuvwI' Shrogh was quite dizzy. But he was Sub and didn't move a muscle. He just looked straight ahead and shouldered his bat'leth.

The boat entered a long drainpipe. It was as dark as the box the SuvwI' Shrogh had shared with his brothers. A great water rat swam up. "Where's your pass?" demanded the rat. "Let me have it."

The SuvwI' Shrogh Sub did not speak but held tighter to his bat'leth. The boat rushed on, the rat close behind, gnashing his teeth and shouting, "Stop him! Stop him! He hasn't shown his pass!"
But the current grew stronger and stronger. The SuvwI' Shrogh could see daylight before him at the end of the drainpipe. He could also hear a roaring sound that was enough to strike terror in the boldest heart. The drainpipe poured down into a wide channel. He was already so near it that he could not possibly stop.

The paper boat was swept out into the channel, and the SuvwI' Shrogh Sub held himself as stiff as he could. The parcel paper lost strength to fight the water. The SuvwI' Shrogh Sub stood up to his neck in water, and the boat sank deeper and deeper. At last the water closed over the SuvwI' Shrogh Sub's head. And in his ears rang this refrain from an old song:
                                       Oh SuvwI' Sub, goodbye!
                                           Thy end, rejoice, is nigh.

The parcel paper gave way, and the SuvwI' Shrogh fell through the bottom. But at that moment he was snapped up by a great norgh.

Oh, how dark it was inside the fish! It was even darker than in the drainpipe and there was so little room. But the SuvwI' Shrogh was as Sub as ever and lay full length, shouldering his bat'leth.  The fish twitched and twisted as the bat'leth of the SuvwI' Shrogh cut swaths through its insides. At last it became quite still and a long time passed. Then suddenly there was a flash like lightning. The SuvwI' Shrogh was once more in daylight and someone shouted 'SuvwI' Shrogh!'

The dead fish had drifted to the edge of the canal and been picked up for dinner by the kitchen toy'wI"a, who had just cut it open with a mek'leth. The toy'wI"a picked up the SuvwI' Shrogh Sub and marched him into the chamber of the epetai.  Everyone was eager to see the SuvwI' Shrogh Sub who had traveled inside a great norgh and killed it. The SuvwI' Shrogh Sub was proud.

One of the children grabbed the SuvwI' Shrogh and flung him into the great fireplace. The SuvwI' Shrogh Sub stood in a blaze of red light. He could feel himself melting, but he stood firm, bat'leth at the shoulder. The boy reached in, trying to rescue the SuvwI' Shrogh, but the fire was too hot.

The SuvwI' Shrogh melted. The next day the chamber toy'wI"a threw the lump of Shrogh out with the ashes. The SuvwI' Sub was now in Sto'vo'kor.


tlhIngan Hol
SuvwI'
= warrior, The Klingon Dictionary
Shrogh = low quality metal, A Call To Darkness, TNG novel
areca = common musical instrument, A Call To Darkness, TNG novel
ghojmok = nursemaid, ST Encyclopedia
Sub = brave, TKD
norgh = fish, TKD
toy'wI''a = servant, TKD
mek'leth = short sword, ST Encyclopedia
epetai = master, The Final Reflection, ST novel
Sto'vo'kor = heaven
bath'leth = sword
qapla - success

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