BOYS WILL BE GIRLS IT'S A MIXED UP WORLD
By Lusciouslips-sutai-Juriss-Chang

Lushy had been called back to her bar on Risa by of all people... Gul Ducat... As she entered her establishment she noticed how deathly quiet it was.. Quark was cowering over by the bar.. he wouldn't even look her in the eyes... Gul Ducat was seated... looking directly at her.. "madam" he said "how prompt you are.. please" and he gestured the seat next to him "take a seat", Lushy and Ducat were old... adversaries... what the hell had Quark done now!!!!

"so" she said " why's the bar soo empty", Quark hid under the bar, and Ducat gave hum a scathing look but replied "He's lost everything " he said, amused by the look of sheer horror on her face "HE'S DONE WHAT" she screamed "he's lost cat'0'9Tails" Ducat sighed.. Before Ducat could stop her she was over the counter and dragging Quark from under it, his screams seemed to make Ducat enjoy the scene even more.. "What have you done Quark" she hissed, Quark started blubbering, then sniveling and finally he was on his knee's before her.. begging her to forgive him... she immediately bit his ear, which he screamed soo loud Ducat had to cover his ear's.. "tell me now Quark or you will have NO ears left!!"....

"it wasn't my fault" he screamed, Ducat fell on the floor howling with laughter, Lushy almost did tear Quarks ear's off!! "tell me Quark" and he sat on the floor sniveling.. "its his fault" and he pointed at Ducat.. Ducat instantly feigned ignorance of the whole affair.. "he broke the Dabo girls.. then he preceded to call in every I.O.U. I owed him.. um... EKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!", Lushy had not only bit his other ear but had also bit both his ankle's as she held him upside down and shook him hard!!!!

Ducat was laughing soo hard tear's came down his face.. "i'd have paid a ransom to see this.. come now Lushy its not as bad as you think", Lushy let Quark down with a loud thud and turned to Ducat "o.. pray tell me why not?".... Ducat couldn't hide his amusement "weellllllllllll" he said "you could.. offer to buy me out"... Lushy hissed and cussed in Caitain.. "now that's NO good talk for a female" Ducat laughingly said "the offers there... take it or leave it", Lushy said "take or leave what Ducat".... he smiled.. his smile and winked at her... "I will give you your bar back.. only.. and ONLY mind you.... if you promise NEVER to let you business affairs be handled by an idiot like Quark" she looked at him.. had she misheard???

he wanted NOTHING ... except this agreement... hmmmmmm..... she delved into his mind.... and realized he'd like a lot more from her.. but on her term's ..he was no uncivilized barbarian!
"and who should look after the bar pray?" Ducat put on his.. sly look.. "why YOU madam... who else!".... She didn't tell him indeed she HAD come back to stay.. for awhile...

She put her ahnd out..and Ducat shook it "DONE!!!" he said... Quark immediately jumped up and said "what about me??? i have a bar to run!!" Lushy almost knocked him thru the wall "correction!!! you did have a bar... you are now the.... entertainment!!!!"
Quark screamed at the indignity of it all "I'm no Orion slave girl.. or Dabo girl"... Lushy hissed "if you want to live... YOU will BE!!!"..............

It didnt take long for Lushy to get the bar back into shape..and indeed Quark was kicking up a storm,... dressed in silks and satins.... many a blind Tholian... or a deaf dumb and mute slug found him very becoming!!!!!!




THE END

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