GRILKA
By Riz Kara Khey'Ra Ch'tach
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I am an old man. Perhaps I have lived too long. Anyhow, for
whatever reason, the fancy came upon me to write a record of the
events of the past few extraordinary years. I first felt that I
should record the amazing twists of fate that have beset the
House I serve when we were returning from a visit to a space
station called Deep Space 9. I refer to myself, Tumek, and my
mistress Grilka.
Indeed, it is extraordinary enough that a woman should head a
great House, so perhaps I need no excuses for my rambling
attempts to explain some of her history. I am tempted to begin
with the story of our visit to the space station, but I think it
wisest if I tell the tale in chronological order, starting with
the day Grilka came into the House as the bride of Kosak.
She was very young, very beautiful and very much in love. Kosak
was every bit as besotted with her. They were in every way the
epitome of the golden couple. He was already the head of the
House and had seat on the High Council. She was from a family
every bit as wealthy though somewhat less powerful, and for both
it was a love match.
I was as close to them as anyone but I sensed no sign of trouble
till they had been married for well over a year. Then their
relationship became more stormy. It was clear to me why this was
so. Both had expected that there would have been a child by now.
Kosak confided in me that he thought Grilka might have a problem,
and I suggested that if he was truly concerned, they might see a
doctor. The idea angered him but he could see the sense in it, so
eventually a discrete appointment was made, and the doctor
carried out his tests.
The results were a shattering blow to him. The problem lay not
with her but with him. He was infertile and would never father a
child without substantial medical intervention. This was of
course unthinkable. Yet if his problem became known he would
become a laughing stock. I believe other races take a different
attitude but we are Klingons. Our way is our way. He had good
reason to despair. He became careless in matters concerning our
House, a drunken bully towards other members of the House,
including Grilka, a reckless gambler, and even neglectful of his
High Council duties. No-one could doubt that they were beholding
a man destroying himself. Every great House has enemies. They
hover looking for weakness, and in no time the House of Kosak was
beset by a sea of troubles.
I never understood why Grilka did not divorce him. There would
have been no dishonour when her husband seemed so set on self-destruction.
Her family would have taken her back. I can only think she must
have loved him very much and still felt loyalty to him. As a
result, I felt great respect for her and swore an oath to myself
that I would always do my best to protect her interests. She was,
and still is, a great lady. However, I digress. We did not
realise it at the time, but the greatest of the enemies attacking
our House was D'Gor. For 7 generations his House had been hostile
to ours so in itself this was no surprise. What we had not
foreseen was that the attack would be so unKlingon.
D'Gor had proposed to Grilka as soon as she came of age and long
before Kozak appeared on the scene. She wasn't ready for marriage
and turned him down. He didn't take kindly to being rejected and
swore revenge. He would not rest until she was at his mercy and
her fortune was his.
He spotted a weakness when Grilka's marriage to Kozak ran into
difficulties. All he had to do was find a way to use it to his
advantage or better still, make his arch-rival disappear. He
followed Kozak like a shadow on his nightly visits to the taverns
and inns and watched him gambling. It wasn't difficult to come up
with the idea for a cunning plan. He would pay his aides to
gamble with Kozak. As the blood wine flew freely, he would reveal
all D'Gor needed to know to access Kozak's fortune. When the book-keeping
blunders came to light the finger of blame would be firmly
pointed at Kozak. Everybody knew about his gambling habit would
think he fiddled the books to cover his gambling debts. Grilka
would divorce him and he would be discharged from the High
Council and then either exiled or put to death! D'Gor was very
pleased with himself. This plot could not fail. He even
considered taking the matter a little further; perhaps he could
offer Kozak a loan when his money ran out ...
Grilka didn't see her husband for days and when he did come home,
there was no way to communicate with him. He was either drunk or
fast asleep. She became increasingly worried. This man would come
to a terrible end one day, she thought. When news of his demise
reached her, she was absolutely devastated. D'Gor, on the other
hand, was delighted. Everything was going to plan and Kozak's
death was a bonus. He decided to keep his distance for a while
before claiming Grilka's house.
Little did Grilka know how desperate Kozak's situation was. Their
vast fortune seemed to have vanished into nothingness. What
happened? I suspect that Kozak had tried to make sense of it all
as he sat in Quark's Bar drinking one glass of blood wine after
another but the pieces just wouldn't fall into place. Twenty
glasses of blood wine later, Quark, the Ferengi bartender,
refused to serve him. Kozak got angry. There was a struggle and
then things went blank for him. The next thing he'd have known,
he was on a boat. It took a while before it sank in that he was a
passenger on the barge of the dead, heading for Klingon hell.
Surely there had to be a way to get off that barge?
There was plenty of time to reflect on his life as he was
travelling along. The film, "This is your life" was
rolling before his very eyes, only this time he was the spectator.
He should have known that his enemies would spot his weaknesses
and use them to their advantage. I expect he looked at his image,
in a drunken stupor, staggering along, quite often not knowing
what he was saying or doing. It must have hurt to discover that
it was he who made it possible for D'Gor to access books of his
House by letting him know the password to his computer. A little
creative book-keeping here and there, and it looked as if the
House Of Kozak was close to bankruptcy. Very clever. He could see
the grin on D'Gor's face.
Kozak must have become very angry and frustrated. Grilka had to
know the truth, and she had to be warned, thus she protect
herself against D'Gor, but who would be able to balance the books?
There was only person he could think of - Quark, the Ferengi
bartender, who sent him on this journey to hell. He would have to
go to Qo'nos to balance the books and restore the riches and the
good reputation of the House Of Kozak. This would set Kozak free
and get him that ticket to Sto-Vo-Kor.
No one who'd lived the last few years of his life as Kozak had
was destined to live for ever, but Grilka had never expected the
end to come like this. Murdered by a Ferengi! Her husband would
become the laughing stock of the Empire when the news got out -
and so by extension, would she. The look in my eyes when I'd come
to tell her had made that clear. Of course I'd tried to hide the
pity but she knew me too well. That things had come to this, what
did she have to look forward to? Spending the rest of her life on
her brother's estate as a pitiful and pitiable dependent with no
money and no name!!!!!!!!! No by the Gods she would not!
Everything had started out so well and with such promise, she
wasn't about to retire into obscurity. Grilka didn't know
everything that had happened, although she could guess a lot of
it and she needed time to plan for the future.
I was worried; Kozak and Grilka had hardly been love birds in the
last few years but to take it this hard? She'd locked herself in
her chambers and wouldn't answer the door. I was debating on
whether I should summon her brother, Mazan, when the door was
flung open and Grilka flew past me like a whirlwind. She was
carrying the family ceremonial dagger and a communicator. As she
reached the main hall, she turned. "I'll be back - prepare
guest chambers; we're expecting guests - reluctant guests I'm
sure." Before I could say anything more, she'd left me
standing in the open door way. Days passed by as I fielded calls
from 'concerned' relatives and creditors. The most worrying call
had been from the comptroller of the High Council who had
notified me of an impending visit. The comptroller only made such
visits in order to draw up an inventory of possessions for
dispersal - dispersal meant the end of the House. As I pondered
this, I heard the sound of a transporter beam in the main hall.
She'd done it - exactly what she wasn't sure but action was
progress. Calling me, she told me to watch over their guest
whilst she made preparations. As she made those 'preparations' I
began to realise what she was planning and felt, well, I didn't
really know what to feel - apart from stunned that is.
Over the course of the next few days, it was as if I was living
in the heart of a hurricane and was about to be consumed by
forces greater than I could comprehend. She'd married that
Ferengi, then divorced him and throughout, I'd been unable to
predict her next step. But one thing at least was now clear, the
House was rich, very rich and was respectable once again and
Grilka had become its head. As I conducted business and ran the
day to day affairs, the House was spoken of with respect. I was
an old man and had seen the affairs of the family play as though
its members were riding a wild beast, but by the Gods all that
was behind them. Even the advent of war with the Federation
couldn't change that - could it?
Grilka was bored, very bored. Not from running the House, no,
that could never be described as boring. Challenging, maddening,
crazy making certainly, but never boring. She just found it so
isolating and restrictive. Mazan had complimented her on her
stewardship of the family estates and investments. I confess I
was as happy as a targ in heat with their growth in prosperity,
and everyone was she met was so damned respectful. Was this it,
she wondered? Was this all life held for her? She'd heard that
some female rulers lived as icons of purity, tradition and honour
- and all of those were good things (in theory) but they didn't
keep you warm at night did they? She wanted fun and she knew just
where to get it!
Thus began another phase in Grilka's story. As Head of a great
House in her own right she was of course extremely eligible, and
she decided to play the field in a most disgraceful manner. The
episode with the Ferengi had been bad enough, though she had
never pretended to like him or have any sexual interest in him.
He had merely been a convenience to her and had shown her the way
to regain the family fortunes. I am sure the spirit of Kozak was
behind it all and that he had now gone to join the Honoured Dead.
At least I hope so. He would not have been pleased at the games
Grilka got up to. If I had not sworn loyalty to her I'd have been
tempted to retire to the county and distance myself from such
carryings-on. She behaved just he way you might expect some of
the less traditional rich young lords to behave. From them it is
bad enough, but for a female to act so.... Well, I admit I was
shocked. She surrounded herself with young men and I know for
certain that more than one of them were her lovers.
I dread to think where it might all have ended but for the fact
that, inspired by what we thought was General Martok (in reality
a Changeling who had assumed his form), Gowron declared war. All
the great Houses were expected to provide ships and men for the
war. Had Grilka been a man and had a seat on the High Council she
could have exercised some restraint on the demands made on our
House. As it was, the amounts demanded of us soon emptied the
coffers. We were as poor again as when Kozak had died. When I
pointed this out to my mistress, she became very thoughtful and
said she could do with some advice again from the Ferengi Quark.
I was very much against this. If not actually at war with the
Federation, we weren't far from it and to see this Quark person
we would have to go to DS9, a Federation controlled space station.
When I ventured to suggest that this was not the wisest thing to
do, Grilka became very much the proud aristocrat and reminded me
that the blood of warriors ran in her veins and she scoffed at
danger. I agreed to the venture on the condition that I came with
her this time, and that she had a bodyguard at all times. I
should have know she'd pick one more for his looks than his
prowess with a bat'leth. Still, Tho'pak was clearly enamoured of
her so was likely to be diligent in guarding her. I suppose I
secretly hoped he'd kill that nasty little Ferengi, especially as
Grilka seemed to think of him as some kind of financial miracle
worker. Sadly, we were not actually at war by the time our ship
reached the station, so we were given permission to dock and
almost immediately we went to Quark's bar.
It pains me to recall the events on that station. Grilka was
courted by a dishonoured Klingon, till I persuaded him that he
would not be welcome in her presence. Worse than that, she was
courted by the Ferengi, and did actually take him as a lover for
one night after he had managed to defeat Tho'pak in a duel. I'll
never understand how that happened. Tho'pak wasn't the Empire's
finest fighter, but a mere Ferengi should have been a walk-over.
He left Grilka's service after his defeat and enlisted as a
humble marine.
Grilka having an affair with Quark was almost more than I could
stomach. Fortunately she broke several of his bones in their
encounter and while he found it an amazing experience, it was not
one he cared to repeat.
As to what Grilka thought, I've never ventured to ask. She has
never shown any interest in non-Klingons since, which probably
speaks for itself. Anyway, she achieved the main purpose of her
mission which was to find some way to restore the depleted
fortunes of the House. Quark again found money where I had never
thought to look, but he also came up with a suggestion Grilka
really took to heart. There is money to be made in piracy, and
when war threatens, there is never a better time.
My lady had dispatched me with specific instruction - Find me a
captain!! - so off I went with a pocket full of credits into the
old quarter of town. From my youth I knew this was the best place
to look for the type we needed.
My first sight of D'lak was that of a drunken oaf. I was in the
third bar of the night. It was full with warriors of all houses -
the Capital was still a haven from blood feuds - and I was at the
bar when D'lak and his crew came in. He was your typical lower
house warrior, no breeding and an inflated opinion of his own
greatness and numerous scars to show he had always met his match.
I approached his associates first. It was best not to come up to
his sort directly. His first officer was called Chatl and was
from a once honourable house that had fallen on hard times. He
knew of my lady Grilka and her recent troubles and said he would
speak to D'lak on our behalf. I was sitting just starting on my
third tankard when D'lak sat opposite me. He was flanked by his
two brothers - Torren and Maetal - and they were equally as
loathsome as he. After relating the Ferengi's plan D'lak retired
to talk it over with his brothers. At this time I noticed that
the rest of his crew were having their own 'discussion' in the
far corner, and they were becoming quite agitated. D'lak came
back over and sat opposite me again.
"Tell your mistress that I will act as her agent in this
matter but our cut will be greater; we are taking the greater
risk."
I smiled to myself. Just as Quark had predicted, they had upped
their price. I agreed and D'lak and his brothers left. I was just
finishing my drink when Chatl came over. He sat in the same chair
as D'lak and he was flanked by three of his crewmates.
"D'lak is not an honourable man. His father sided with Duras
during the civil war and ever since they have tried to recoup
their wealth. He will betray your mistress and sell her house to
the highest bidder. I come from a once great house and know what
it means to be out of favour, but would never lower myself to his
level. For a small fee we will see to it that your mission
succeeds and Grilka's fortune is restored."
I looked around at his crew. They were all older warriors. They
knew the meaning of honour unlike the upstart D'lak. I leaned
over to him.
"You can have his full fee if we all live through this, and
your crew and ship will become the first in Lady Grilka's fleet."
They all cheered as I called for more bloodwine.
The association proved profitable enough for both parties. The
coffers of our House grew, and we were able to think about
building a few ships again and recruiting crew for them. Chatl's
fortunes grew in tandem with ours, of course, and of necessity he
and Grilka had to spend hours at a time together planning the
next raids. Inevitably, Grilka wanted to do more than help plan
raids. She wanted to be actively involved. As head of the House,
she commissioned her own small bird of prey. I think it was
against his better judgement, for few Klingon females have ever
captained a ship and none has become a pirate, but Chatl helped
her find suitable crew. There was no doubt that they became more
successful with two ships able to engage their victims in pincer
movements. Grilka tells me that most of the tactical planning was
hers, but I rather doubt it. It takes a man's mind. I secretly
gave Chatl the honours.
It should not have been a surprise that their relationship became
more than just a business one. This love affair was different to
the others Grilka had amused herself with. Chatl was, as he had
told me, an old fashioned Klingon from a once honourable House,
and he had very set ideas. For him theirs was a permanent
arrangement from the first time they slept together, and he was a
very jealous lover. Their quarrels were of epic proportions and
by the time she agreed to marry him both ships had repair bills
that almost swallowed up the proceeds of some raids. Still, the
best of unions often have a stormy start.
The war with the Federation ended when it became clear there was
an even bigger threat to the whole quadrant from the Dominion. So
we joined forces with the Federation and even with the Romulans.
Strange times indeed! At least we still had the Cardassians as
enemy. Some things do not change. As loyal Klingons Grilka and
Chatl wanted to join in the war effort. I had to applaud their
spirit though I had to remind them that we had become
impoverished by surrendering so many of our assets for the
Federation War. In the end both ships were engaged in running
supplies to the front line and never got involved in the fighting.
Chatl and Grilka spent a lot of time bemoaning their fate, but it
brought them closer together.
Their marriage coincided with the end of the Dominion War. Both
were disappointed with the abrupt ending of the war as I knew
they would have welcomed the chance to take their ships into
battle at least once. The coming of peace in the sector meant
that the opportunities for piracy diminished. No bad thing in my
opinion. I prefer the orderliness of regular trade, and I could
never approve of my lady becoming a pirate. Both ships were
turned over to peaceful trading and not having to cover the costs
of battle damage, they proved efficient and profitable carriers
of the high class luxury goods which were back in demand. Grilka's
Ferengi lover Quark would have approved!
We were now the House of Chatl and while we had no great battle
honours to our credit, we hadn't done badly out of the war. With
his wealth combined with Grilka's, Chatl was able to buy himself
a good commission in the Klingon Defence Force. He is doing well
and the future looks good. Who knows, in time he might even end
up with a seat on the High Council.
Grilka calmed down after their marriage and has been a good wife
to Chatl. They have one daughter and two sons, and her maid
servant tells me she thinks another baby is on its way. Quite
right too. I sleep easy in my bed knowing the House is being run
the way it should be and that its future is secure. It has been
the House of Kosak, the House of Quark and the House of Grilka.
As the House of Chatl it is once more a proper Klingon House. I
think even Grilka would agree it is the better for it. She may
not have been the most conventional of ladies, but even she would
agree with me that the old traditions are the best. Q'apla.
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